just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
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we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
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Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
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