And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
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so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
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I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
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