i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
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Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
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I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
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