To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
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So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
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! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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