Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
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I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
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There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
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