Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I think my nap took me to another dimension
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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