i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
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i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
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our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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