I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
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He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
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dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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