As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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