Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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