I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
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we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
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My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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