butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
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I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
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either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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