i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
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I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
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why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
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