All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
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making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
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While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
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