Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
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Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
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It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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