If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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