I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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