I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
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she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
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