Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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