can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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