Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
is wine microwaveable?
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
All the doctor said was why
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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