You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Randomize
