Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
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Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
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did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
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