She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
Randomize