The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
Randomize
