Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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