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  • it depends on how good the dick is...

    Submitted by allornone on Feb 25, 15 at 7:24am
  • Mile 30. No dick is worth that travel. Tongues and fingers are another story.

    Submitted by WV_kiwi on Feb 25, 15 at 3:06pm
  • mile 100

    Submitted by monkeyboner on Feb 25, 15 at 8:32am
  • The nooky scale goes like this: one mile = she has coffee, ten miles = she's on a date, hundred miles = she has sex, thousand miles = she has your baby, ten thousand miles = she raises your hidden family (i.e. Lindbergh)

    Submitted by cfreymarc on Feb 25, 15 at 4:38pm
  • anything over 25 miles.... 45 if its fucking amazing dick.

    Submitted by nightowl617 on Feb 27, 15 at 12:19pm
  • It's all relative. If she's ugly than that may be the closest dick she can get. If she's hot, then there are probably hundreds of dicks available for her within a 1 mile radius.

    Submitted by NJ_Pablo on Feb 28, 15 at 9:53am
  • No reason to drive 1000 miles...there is plenty of dick here

    Submitted by sledrvr1 on Feb 25, 15 at 7:50pm
  • Is drive that for good dick

    Submitted by irishgal515 on Feb 26, 15 at 10:51pm
  • Seems only you know when the mileage is re-dickulous.

    Submitted by hyperdermic on Feb 27, 15 at 1:38am
  • 70 is too far.

    Submitted by hogfish on Nov 5, 15 at 6:35pm
  • I drove 1500 miles... Then I married it.

    Submitted by tmunny87 on Sep 3, 15 at 6:45am