Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
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You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
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I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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