That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
you traded sex for a burrito?
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
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