She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
How external is "for external use only"?
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
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