Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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