You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
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A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
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You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
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