i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
There was a lot of him and a little penis
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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