There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
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