Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
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honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
I will pee on everything he values.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
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