If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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