Fuck u you updated twitter but didn't answer my text
I know you're alive
it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
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so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
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THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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