i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
Randomize
