what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
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when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
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Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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