Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
I'm too drunk to remember your name. I'm too drunk to recall where i'm currently at. And i'm too drunk to give a shit.
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