Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
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is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
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Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
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And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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