Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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