Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
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