Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
Acid is not a monday night drug
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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