Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
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You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
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I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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