Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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