i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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