she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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