Is your liver wearing a sombrero yet?
No...more like a life jacket.
He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
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I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
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This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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