I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
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You. Win. At. Life.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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