You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
you texted me last night and told me you couldn't find the toilet.
That explains the puddle of pee in my closet.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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