He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
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