I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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