we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
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Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
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Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
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Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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