Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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