Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
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He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
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If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
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