I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
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I need you to use more vowels.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
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