hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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