You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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