So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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